I forgot....

~ Dublin Dr. Pepper
~ Chris Cornell
~ Cherry Garcia
~ David Tennant

These are a few of my favorite things.

In the spirit of actually trying to post more often (and not under the influence of my favorite allergy medication), I will now compile a list of things that I love enough to lick. In no particular order, I give you my list of  'Holy teen mother Mary that is wonderful!':

~ Karaoke.
~ Southern style chocolate biscuits
~ Playboy
~ A good dick or fart joke
~ The look I used to get when people saw that a scrawny white girl could Krunk
~ Jazz music
~ Spelunking
~ The Flying Saucer beer tastings (I WILL be on that wall someday!)
~ Dogs doing human like things
~ Crazy rich people sharing their crazy with the rest of the world (see Camila Grammer. Love that crazy skinny bish. I want to be her friend. She seems like fun!)
~ Schooling hipsters
~ Spending an entire evening doing different accents and dialects with my husband.
~ Harry Potter
~ Anias Nin
~ The Golden Girls
~ Live concerts
~ Banana Chips
~ The Far Side
~ My friends in the computer
~ Pole dancing classes
~ UT (both UTexas Austin and UTennessee Knoxville) Football. Coinkydink that I look amazeballs in their
    colors? I think not.
~ Jen Lancaster (I love her. I am convinced we could be besties, and have sleepovers with Ann Coulter,
     braid each others hair, and prank call Michelle Malckin (in case she is reading, Did you see what I did
     there Jen?  Call me!), and try on each other's pearls.)
~ Trashy television
~ 'Dangerous Breed' dogs (proud owner and foster parent of over ten rotties and seven pitbulls over the
    years. Don't punish the dog, punish the shit for brains owners!)
~ The 'Uppity Women' History books
~ Community compiled, fundraiser recipe books
~ Mad Men
~ A good margarita
~ Tall, goofy looking blonde boys
~ Sour grapes
~ Erotica novels
~ Painting
~ Burlesque. But real burlesque. Not that shit Cher made the movie about.
~ Google stalking. Because how else would I know how many ex boyfriends are now gay?
~ New York City
~ High school football
~ Singing showtunes
~ Shooting
~ Dr. Who
~ Shel Silverstien
~ Benjamin Franklin
~ Kevin Smith
~ Men in uniform
~ Drunk emailing
~ Singing and dancing in the car
~ Taking meals to people from my church that just had a baby.
~ Yoga
~ Calvin and Hobbes
~ Western riding
~ Miranda Lambert
~ 'The best of' Craigslist
~ Inventing new nicknames for vaginas
~ Talking to people
~ Bartending
~ A good beer
~ Ayn Rand
~ Coffee
~ Texas cliche themed stuff

Hope you have all enjoyed this list of random crap I find amazing! Shalom, Bitches!