Have you ever had a moment when an obvious realization that you have been desperately trying to avoid hits you straight between the eyes? Well, last week it happened to me. I was getting ready for bed, when suddenly it hit me. I have gotten really REALLY boring. And fat!!! When the hell did that happen?!
As the only human being I speak to over the age of two, I bombarded my husband with these questions.
Looking shell shocked at my sudden interrogation, he answered, "I don't know. But I don't think you are fat. Or boring! I think you are pretty and fun! Please stop asking me these questions! Why are you looking at me like that?! It scares me when your eyes get all googly like that!" (I suppose I should tell you now that my 'passion' sometimes 'overwhelms' my husband (and what I call passion, he would call insanity, and what he calls overwhelmed, I called frightened).)
Soooo, I came to a conclusion. Starting now, I am going to do things that do not involve toddlers or husbands. But first, I have got to shrink this enormous growth called my ass. I am hoping to use this blog as my motivation. My accountability, if you will.
Well, that is it for now, because honestly, I have no clue what to write here. Maybe tonight I can think of something, and I will hit back tomorrow.
Thanks for listening!
HH, I remember my wild child days and I remember when the realization hit me that I'm boring too lol. But then I realized, what may be boring to my 20 year old self is WONDERFUL to my children. It was then that I learned that my coolness level is whatever I want it to be! It's like being only as old as you feel, well, you are only as COOL as you feel! Screw that boring mom stuff!! It's ok, I still think you are pretty damn cool!
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